maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
