yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Randomize