when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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