I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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