wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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