windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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