why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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