How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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