in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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