Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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