So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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