My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I've blown a few things in my day
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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