it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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