David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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