Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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