She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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