Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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