I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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