you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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