i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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