there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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