I don't think brook has ever known best
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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