we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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