I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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