I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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