Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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