walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
