is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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