i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
