it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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