I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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