Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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