good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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