Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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