And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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