Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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