yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
