New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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