so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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