i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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