In the future we'll all be gay
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
