captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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