Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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