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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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