"it" just moved
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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