How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Your dad touched me again.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Randomize