when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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