Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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