the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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