You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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