WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You don't make any sense
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