so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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