If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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