So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
this just has baby written all over it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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