I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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