No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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