life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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